Butter Cow Minion

I am want to believe that Michelle Allen, pictured here, is under the control of the Butter Cow.

I have mentioned in previous posts that the Butter Cow communicates with me through some milk-fat mental connection.












Could it be that my beloved Butter Cow has gone a bit rancid? Delivering mad bovine visions unto Ms. Michelle Allen?
I somehow doubt it, the Butter Cow is benevolence.


I am sure Ms. Allen's cow-costumed public unruliness and urination was part of some grander Butter Cow scheme.

As with the flapping of a butterfly's wings - these actions cause unseen reactions.

(Butterfly Effect/Butter Cow Chaos Theory deserves some consideration.)



The Butter Cow works in strange, creamy ways.