Wednesday, June 30, 2010


Does anybody know where to find one of these dog sculptures?

I think one would really tie our whole living room together.

It seems so classy...

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sunday Drive


Get me something to drink, while you are in there...
Don't take to long.

I wanna get back on the road.

The View from Here


It is like bad performance art, moving...

Put things in a box, move box, remove items from box, move box.

And the worst part, you get stuck with all these damned empty boxes.
I mean, sure, we did pay a premium for these heaps of crumpled paper and piles of cardboard...
But, shit man, I don't need the stuff now that the stuff that was contained in the boxes is here.

Do you need any lightly used boxes?
'Cause I got some.

I will try to get back to our regular, irregular schedule of programming here shortly...

Friday, June 25, 2010

Oldies Station, Cont'd

This seems appropriate for this riff...

Fan Mail Friday

I get this kinda shit all the time...

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Getting Close

Talked with Big John, the dude driving our worldly possessions from one coast to the other.

He'll be here tomorrow, with thousands of pounds of things we need, wanted or have...

I just need to figure out where to put it all.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Mint Monday

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sunday Drive

Don't look back...

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Oldies Station, Cont'd


Where were you?

In '82 I was a dorky little shit.
Somethings never change.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Crossing Over

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday Drive

Just keep the hammer down.

We'll get there...

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Oldies Station, Cont'd

Circa, what, 1992?

Where were you?

Friday, June 11, 2010

Fromages Friday

Get, that, cheese!
While you standin on the wall, and you wishin you can ball.

Get, that, cheese!
While you standin on the wall, and you wishin you can ball.

Get, that, cheese!
While you bumpin in yo Cadillac, pockets always stayin fat.

Get, that, cheese!
While you bumpin in yo Cadillac, sippin on yo' Cognac.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Bike Gangs

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Bike Gangs

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Bike Gangs

Monday, June 7, 2010

Cock Truck

Sometimes, there just isn't much to say about some things...

I mean I guess I could make some "do you suppose he is compensating for something?" crack about any giant truck...

This guy has gone all in, though.

Behold the giant cock truck.

Bike Gangs

Theme Week.

I got shit to get done.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Sunday Drive

Move over...

I'm driving.


Given the huge efforts put into this relocation, I think it is only fair to give some fair warning to the people of Philadelphia.

We are invading.
We are coming and will not not be driven back.
We are on a mission.
We are going to have fun.

The energy invested in moving all of our support materials, troops and heavy equipment has been great.

Defeat is not an option.
We will not turn back.
You are going to have us on your hands for a while.
You had better be ready.
We are going to have fun.

Don't say you weren't warned, that you were not ready for us.
There will be that initial period of shock and awe.
Brace yourselves, as KVC and I are shockingly awesome.
Try to remain calm, don't look directly into my eyes for more than a few seconds, take deep breaths.

Remember, I warned you...

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Oldies Station

I am going to keep thinking I am still young until oldies radio stations make some changes to their playlists.

My oldies station would play KRS-One.

Circa 1988.

Where were you?

Friday, June 4, 2010


A glimpse of what life is like, right now.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Weasel Patrol

I am going to get out on a limb, here...

I am probably the only guy who read Weasel Patrol, here, right?

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Clearing It Out

So much neat shit in the garage.

I can't even give it away...


Wait, what is this?

Pokemon shit?

I was pretty sure that I would never, ever, in my life - write a post about Pokemon shit...

But, really...

What ever is going on with this Sudowoodo thing is pretty funny.

Frankly, I Sudowoodo's style.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Toaster Tuesday

The, uhm, Meat Toaster...


I think we will call it quits on Toaster Tuesdays, for a while...