Friday, December 31, 2010

Merry New Year

Ball Drop

Outside of conversations directly relating to sports...

This is the one time of year when people can go around talking about watching balls.

Checking out the ball drop.

People want to get there early, so they can get closer to the balls.

Getting right up in there, for the ball drop.

The ball drop.

Dropping the ball.

Watching Dick Clark and the balls from around the world.

Watching Dick and the balls.

Counting down the seconds.

The ball drop.


I would bet good money that most of you are going to be checking out some balls tonight.

I am mentioning it so that later when you are scoping out those balls...

You think of me.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Thursday Thumbs

The year in review, Pretty Not Good edition.

Well, some of it sucked...
But not all of it, I guess.
I think I had some fun?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The End

Is near...

So, you know, tell folks you love them.
Turn off the TV.
Do nice things for people.
Help old ladies with stuff.
Listen to the stories old guys tell.
Take your dog on a long walk.
Ride a bike.
Play catch with a kid.

Oh, wait...

For some reason I was thinking it was almost 2012...
You know, the end of the world Aztec bit.

It's only 2011.
What was I thinking?

So, yeah, just go back to doing all of that asshole bullshit you usually do...

Disregard all that stuff I said before.

It's not like the world is going to end in a few days, after all.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Two Wheels Tuesday

You know what really draws my to motorcycles?

Barbara Streisand...

Monday, December 27, 2010

Well, Is It?


I haven't heard from that side of the continent, for a while....

And Aquaman would be the guy to trust...
If you trust fish talking freaks as a sound source of information.

Better than MSNBC, I guess...

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Sunday Drive

Let's blow this scene...

Saturday, December 25, 2010


Happy Jesus Day

Jesus, Santa, whatever today is about...

Friday, December 24, 2010


Best Wishes

Holiday Spirit

I am not all bah-humbug...

Funny Car Friday

I figure you have enough holiday crap to look at...

Check out this wild GTO flopper.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Star of Bethlehem?

Isn't that festive?

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wassail Wednesday

Feeling Festive?

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

TT Tuesday


Can I just say yes to both?

Monday, December 20, 2010


Things are going exactly as planned.

Sunday, December 19, 2010



Sunday Drive

Top me off, would you...

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Is It Here?

Friday, December 17, 2010

Fan Mail Friday

I get this kinda shit all the time...

The DC-3

The venerable DC-3 turns seventy five today...

One of my more more absurd aspirations is to have my own.

Cars, motorcycles...why not an airplane?

Sure, when selecting a dream airplane, there are racier options...
But for me, the DC-3 seems a lot more cool than some swoopy jet or something.

Thursday, December 16, 2010


Look at this.

I have other stuff I should be doing...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wrapping Guide

I am giving everybody cats, this holiday season.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Feeling Cool?

Since when?

We were cool before cool was even cool...

Monday, December 13, 2010

Horse Outside

It's Monday

A new day...

A new week...

Fuck it.

Let's do this right?

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sunday Drive

If it looks like this...
You are going in the right direction.

Trust me...

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Take a Swing

The Truth

Friday, December 10, 2010

A/FX Friday

Status Update

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Oscar Nod

Take a Break

Take a drag...

Take a minute.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Sweet Van

I keep telling you, custom vans are coming up...

The next big thing.

I am just posting this sweet custom van, so that when people try to question my cool-cred I can say "check it..."

I am on the tip.


Yeah, Gator...

You probably haven't thought about him since that documentary on his fucked up shit.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Two Wheels Tuesday

What's this?

Did the Crazy German get a magazine cover?

I have a hard time telling...

Those Germans all look the same to me.

No Pickles

No, this man does not want a pickle.

He only wishes to ride around on his motorcycle...

(If you dig through the music tags, you could actually here the song.)

Monday, December 6, 2010

Recommended Reading

Maybe save it for after the holidays...


You probably do not need to see this.

Alternately, this may be exactly what you need to see.

Either way, I would guess that you will watch it at least twice...

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Sunday Drive

It is clear...

Go around.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Eleven Years

KVC and I made things legal and official eleven years ago, today...

Elvis sang this song at our wedding.

KVC is awesome...

Turn It Up


Because KVC and I have been married for eleven years.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Funny Car Friday


Thursday, December 2, 2010

Thrush Thursday

The Golden Thrush, no less...

And Johnny Smith.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010




Mrs Batman?



Mrs. Batman?

Kindergarten teacher at the Puffer School, in 1961?