Thursday, June 30, 2011


I am not much of a swimmer.

I do. I even mucked around having a pool, for a while.
Pools are a lot of work...

The shore is, well, the shore.

And frankly swimming seems kinda dull and exercise-like...

So, from here on out, I am just gonna ride big, damned sharks.

That is how I do it.


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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Weasel Wednesday

Don't piss off swimming weasels.

Just sayin'...

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

TaTa Tuesday

What were you expecting?

Something else?

Monday, June 27, 2011

MechaGodzilla Monday

Pretty badass...

Not Godzilla badass, but close.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Sunday Drive

Well, that went better than expected...

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Weekend Plans

I am in the heart of it all.

Making plans for our time here...

I have a few ideas.

These guys are down with my Nashville fam...
That means I am down with 'em.

You dig?

Friday, June 24, 2011

Rat Fink Friday


Thursday, June 23, 2011

Road Trip

Yeah, Ohio, we are headed your way.

By we, I mean KVC and me, and the dog in case we need any snarling viciousness along the way...

There is no plan that I know of...
I am a dude, though.
There are probably all kinds of plans that I am oblivious to.

We will probably go to the same seven places that people always go...
Probably go to the park on Sunday?

Anyway, if I see you there, cool.

If I miss you, well, we probably haven't said two words to each other in ten years. It will be like nothing has changed...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Walrus Wednesday

King of the Road

Road tripping...

KVC is all set to lay some high mileage musical sound track on me.

Which is cool.

More often than not, after about an hour of watching yellow lines rolling by, my brain settles into this sort of rhythm...

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Death Surfs

Monday, June 20, 2011

Pocket Knives

It is a known factor of manhood that men carry pocket knives...

I usually do.
Usually something more weaponesque than this.

But this here was one, of many, that my grandfather carried.

Been in my pocket for over a month...

It feels good, though I am left with little reason to pull it out, day to day.
It is bigger than most versions I have from the man.

The big, coarse, burnt bone handle feels good, as I fumble for keys.

Get a pocket knife.

Cut an apple with it, in a park while the sun beats down...

Be fucking real.
Do real shit...

Do the sort of things that require a pocket knife.
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Monster Truck Monday

Oh, admit it...

If I told you I had tickets to some monster truck shit, you would go.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Sunday Drive

Some Sunday drives end better than others...

Saturday, June 18, 2011


Songs about the devil, shadow puppets.


Friday, June 17, 2011

Funny Car Friday

Granted, not all that funny...
It makes up for it in awesome, however.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Think Pink Thursday

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Plugging Away

My planet conquering baboonbots are totally going to blow some minds, when I take over the world...

It is all in the little details, with this sort of work, you know.

Sure, giant explosions get peoples attention...
But it is when you come face to helmeted cyborg/baboon hybrid, with terrifying technology dedicated to your own very personal destruction...

That is when you will realize how serious I am with the world domination bit.

You are gonna shit your pants...

Life Lesson

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


The marketing team for Dr Pepper had folks out in the streets of NY last week, giving away free beverages and t-shirts using the classic I <3 NY graphic - but with NY replaced wit DP...

And I fucking missed that?


Seriously, nobody at the beverage company raised a hand to say "maybe we shouldn't go with the DP bit...many people are going to think something other than Doctor Pepper, when they read DP..."

Flag Day

In Case of Bearded Hippies

Break glass...

Monday, June 13, 2011

Monchichi Monday

I think there should be a class action suit filed for the trauma inflicted by the commercial/song that aired for this stupid things...

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Sunday Drive

I have nothing to say to you...

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Milk of Human Kindness

I am just dripping with the shit...

Friday, June 10, 2011

Fan Mail Friday

I get this kinda shit all the time...

Thursday, June 9, 2011


I was just wondering if you had anything special planned...

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Wall of Death Wednesday

Special Elvis edition.


Some proof that the bike does actually leave the garage...

Me and my pop, somewhere in Maryland.
I think we had only made one wrong turn on the trip, at this point.

Note, this photo also marks my first ever trip to a WaWa.

Weiner Pic's

Like you haven't seen enough already...

Tuesday, June 7, 2011


It is tourist season...

Here in Philly, that means packs of good hearted, God fearing, American heartland families in matching shirts and Asians by the bus load.

Neither group quite grasps the fact that, in spite of the whole "brotherly love" bullshit line, you are as likely to get mugged at gun point as to see the Liberty Bell in this city.

And that the southside should have signs like these posted...

Monday, June 6, 2011

Malted Monday

Thinking a ride to find a malted chocolate shake might be in order...

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Sunday Drive

Whatever it is...

You won't find it back there.

Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Last Time

Well, until next time at least...

Friday, June 3, 2011

Fury Friday

Fuckin' Friday

Well, it's Friday.
It has been a hell of a couple weeks...

I am thinking about havin' a beer or two already.
To be honest.
Moderation is my motto, though.

Just need to find my special moderated drinking beer glass...

Prolly only gonna have two or three.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Life Lesson

Wednesday, June 1, 2011



Burgers, boobs and a bike.

Quality advertising, which speaks directly to a specific demographic.

I would totally be down for a double double, today.

Maybe a chocolate shake, too...