The Gorn

I love this lizard dude...


Do you remember this episode?
Kirk gets dumped on this planet by some super smart alien guy and has to battle it out with the lizard spaceship captain.

When you are a super smart and powerful alien bro, you can set that sort of thing up for your own amusement, I guess.


Anyway, Kirk and this wheezy lizard go at it for a while.
Hand to had, or whatever captain salamander has going on there...
Until Kirk fashions some crude bazooka out of rocks, sticks and shit laying on the ground.
He blasts lizard man, but only wounds him.


Super smart spaceman guy, who orchestrated the whole fight, is totally bummed out because Kirk refuses to snuff wheezy lizard...


And, I think Kirk held back not out of some high minded moral value - but because he was thinking he might get to hook up with some hot lizard women if he spared captain salamanders life.

Kirk is a dog.