Chopper

Alright, just think about this contraption for a minute...


A tiny little platform to stand on, above some huge counter-rotating blades spinning at food processor speed, designed to take off and land on water.





My man is wearing a fucking suit and tie, while operating the thing...
That seems crazy until you really think about it.

What the hell is a helmet and life jacket going to do on that thing?
It will mince you into meatpaste before either one if going to do damn anything.

Might as well look dapper in some bespoke suit, right?



This machine is the sort of thing that made America great an I invite you to go try to build and fly your own version of a similar machine, everyone!



That will, you know, cull some of the...
Oh, never mind.

Just go build one.