Watch Out

You see one of these on the road, I am telling you right now, watch out!

I watched a lot of that show CHiP's, when I was a kid.

These trucks were the cause of, probably, 80% of all the major accidents that occurred on that show.

Drivers dozing at the wheel, failed breaks, unsecured loads...

These trucks are rolling death, man.

Beware.

If you happen upon an accident involving one of these things...

Do not slow down to rubberneck, by the way.

These things also explode for no apparent reason.

That is why they stopped making 'em, I am pretty sure.