Thursday, March 17, 2011

Green Beer Day


This is one of those holidays that are a bit lost on me...
People here have been getting down and drunk in the name of Pat, for about a week now. Seriously.

I mean, I like green beer as much as anybody can, I suppose.

How did this Patrick dude become such a big deal in the States?
I would get it in Ireland, where he was like a snake exterminator or something...I think.

I like the Mick's well enough.
But goddamn, man...
I don't need to go around kissing 'em and shit.

I don't care how much cheap green beer you give me...
Those pale, doughy, gingers are just not my thing.
I don't want to kiss them.

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