Green Beer Day

This is one of those holidays that are a bit lost on me...

People here have been getting down and drunk in the name of Pat, for about a week now. Seriously.

I mean, I like green beer as much as anybody can, I suppose.

How did this Patrick dude become such a big deal in the States?

I would get it in Ireland, where he was like a snake exterminator or something...I think.

I like the Mick's well enough.

But goddamn, man...

I don't need to go around kissing 'em and shit.

I don't care how much cheap green beer you give me...

Those pale, doughy, gingers are just not my thing.

I don't want to kiss them.