Badger Reminder

Just a polite reminder that we are getting into the season when badgers start running around in desperate packs of snarling death...

I know, it seems like just a few weeks ago that our little badger buddies were getting drunk off of the various rotting fruits they had scavenged...stumbling around our yards, before passing out.

Well, the buzz has worn off, folks.

Now, they are bitter and hungover...and could really go for a cup of coffee and perhaps a slice of pizza...and the badger swarms will do anything to get it.

They will gnaw through anything, just to get a glass of cold water and maybe a piece of toast...your doors won't hold them back.

It is better to just leave them open and hide in your bathtub, preferably under a feces coated tarpaulin...hung over packs of vicious badgers hate poo.