Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Rental Car Rally


Now here is something I can get behind!

The Rental Car Rally!


Last year was New York to Montreal.
This year it starts right here in SF.

Sure, there rules about speeding and points scored on style are kinda gay.

It is enough to make me want to dress up like a priest and rent a Ferrari though, similar to Dean Martin in Cannonball Run. I just need a Sammy Davis style sidekick, who is willing to put the Ferrari on his/her credit card.


Honestly, when have you ever been able to justify the optional full coverage at the rental car place?
This is the time, the perfect reason.
It doesn't have to be a Ferrari.

Maybe a Crown Vic?
That is a solid rear wheel drive V8 car, perfect for this sort of work.

You and me?
(Along with a GPS, night vision goggles, binoculars, a laser/radar detector and police band radio.)

We could just take a quick trip down to Yuma...

What do ya say?

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