Asteroid

That interstellar asteroid, huh...


Asteroid my ass.


Asteroids aren't shaped like long rock encrusted rockets.
Asteroids are round, everybody knows that.

That is clearly an interstellar, mole man space ship thing.
Probably a scouting party, looking for suitable planets for colonization.


You people and all your zombie apocalypse hype...
The real war will be with interstellar mole men.

Are you ready for that?