Sunday, December 16, 2007

glowing cats


Did you here about that Korean guy who whipped up a few glow-in-the-dark cat clones?
How awesome is that?
They glow red even!
Ooh, the cat being cloned acted as the surrogate mother, too!
The guy tweaked some skin gene before implantation and made clone cats that glow red!




I have been working on this plan to take over the world for a number of years now. One of the greatest obstacles, as in any new business venture, has been staffing.
You know, I need to recruit menacing henchmen and goons.
There is the training, payroll and benefits.
It's a huge headache, when I need to be focused on the monorail and the moon base and everything else.


This cat story has me riled up though!
Think of the possibilities!

I can't really say too much, since it would reveal secret parts of the master plan.



Just picture a glow-in-the-dark cat clone army...



That is some bad-ass shit, right?

That is the sort of thing that will put a plan for global dominance over the top.

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