Keep Your Head Straight

It is late at night.
Your facilities and judgement may be compromised.


Perhaps you are in search of some sort of snack.

We have all been in the situation, sure...


Pay close attention to what snacking options you are presented with.

For example, what you might hear as "Reece's Monkey" - that you could interpret as a chocolate, filled with peanut butter, shaped like a monkey...

Could be something else entirely.






You gotta be careful about that shit, you know.

That sort of miscommunication could ruin the entire evening's vibe.


I am not saying that I have, or have not, been in this exact set of circumstances.
I am just saying...


Should you find yourself in such an awkward situation, don't freak out.
Just be cool.
Be cool.

Nobody wants any grief.
Right?

Especially the monkey...