Choking Hazard

It seems that pediatricians are pushing for a redesign of the hot dog, because they pose such a tremendous choking hazard.

At the very least, they want the venerable frank relabeled.

Yeah, that classic institution of sausage, under attack - in an effort to save the children.

"I think there should be a commitment from the entire industry to label not only hot dogs but all high-risk foods with some type of informational label that allows consumers to make informed decisions," Smith said, adding that he thought companies would figure out that "safety sells."

Right...

We are talking about hot dogs.

Killing kids.

Grapes too.

Listen, if you are worried about your kid choking on wieners and grapes - you probably need to pull them out of the after school activities at the Catholic church as well.

I would be more worried about that, personally...

Fucking people, man.

Really.