Dry Cleaning/Alterations

I don't want to go into the business of laundering other folks garments.

It did occur that it might be great fun, given the right circumstances.

The key is the alterations side of the business.

Every time that rude customer drops off...

Pick one of the following.-

Shorten the pants 3/8" at the hem.

Same deal with the sleeves on jackets.

Take in pants a half size.

Shorten the pants pockets.

Reattach two shirt buttons with only a single thread.

That is just the way I think, I suppose.

Be nice to your dry cleaner.

Be nice to the folks you do business with.

Because they might just fuck with you, for fun, if you act like an ass.