Bull

Three bulls stood atop a hill above a bucolic pasture.

The youngest bull, notices some hot heifers in the pasture and says "Let's run down there and screw one of them girls!"

The older bull asks "Why don't we just walk down there and do all of 'em?"

The depressed bull looks at the other two, and says "Oh, what is the fucking point? We're all hamburger in a manner of weeks, anyway. Those heifers are not even going to talk to us, for Christ's sake! You two are abhorrent, degenerate assholes. I am just going to have a bit of a sit by the pond and try to come to terms with this holy shitball of life...do whatever the fuck you want, just leave me alone..."