Dick's

They make a good burger at Dick's.

Plus you get to make all of the obvious dick jokes, when planning your trip to Dick's.


C'mon, you know you are craving Dick's.

You probably can't wait to get your hands on some Dick's.


I could go on like that hours, because I am still a juvenile.

If only they served Beaver brand mustard, at Dick's.
I presume that beyond of the culinary concerns, they choose to not use the Beaver brand solely to save themselves from folks like me.