A bit of the In-N-Out?

You'd like that, huh?

A bit of the old In-N-Out for you?


Also a decent burger, that also gives opportunity to make bawdy jokes like a twelve year old pervert.

The whole "secret menu" thing kinda bugs me - because they tell you there is some secret code menu, and publish it.
I guess you are supposed to commit the "secret menu" to memory.

And I remember enough to prefer my two-by-three animal style...