Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Pic-a-nic Basket





I notice that you are carrying a lovely picnic basket there.

I just sat down here for a rest, and I was feeling a bit peckish.

Would you care to join me and share the delights contained within your lovely picnic basket?

Your courtesy would certainly not go unnoticed, and I am sure we would have a most fantastical time.

Mmmm.

I see you are not convinced that I would be the best snack-time companion.

Listen...

I am not messing around here.
Can't you see that I am a frickin' bear?
Hand over the picnic basket, damnit.

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