Obama's Father - Cheney?

Somehow, major media has skipped over the shocking duel between Barack Obama and Dick Cheney - which occurred on the night of the inauguration!

It seems that after the Obama family arrived at the Whitehouse, late that evening, Dick Cheney came out from a secret wall panel and attacked Barack with a light saber.

It turns out the Obama is a Jedi ninja, so he was well prepared for the ensuing battle.


Evidence of the epic battle was captured in these leaked surveillance images.

Cheney, in spite of acting so feeble at the inauguration, is pictured wearing his mechanized body armor.



Strangely, it looks as if Obama took the time to change ties mid-combat.
Perhaps the red tie was singed or damaged by a light saber.


Though you may leap to the conclusion that Cheney's attack was motivated by his transition to private life, all reports are that he kept going on about how he was Barack's real father.


Strange times we are in...


The battle was unresolved, as the two men fought to a draw. Approaching Secret Service agents prompted Cheney's flight.