Big Dick

What did you get?
You know, for presents for whatever happy God hullabaloo you get down with...

Did you get a Big Dick?

I probably would have given you a Big Dick, if you had asked...
But you didn't.
Your loss.








Why the hell can't a decent American kid get a small machine gun any more?

Hell, we let kids shoot the shit out of stuff in pretend video game world, why not give the little bastards some small caliber machine guns, a few thousand rounds and send 'em outside to have fun?

That is a genuine question.