Remarkable

Am I the only person thinking that folks have overlooked the most obvious source of these earthquakes off the coast of Japan?

I mean c'mon folks.

Have you completely forgotten about frickin' Godzilla?










We all know Godzilla didn't move to New York, in spite of that insipid most recent Godzilla movie.

No, Godzilla lives off the coast of Japan...
You know, like where the earthquakes are happening.

Two plus two here, you guys!



I bet Godzilla is redecorating.