Dearest James, Please understand that this is only a prototype for the controls for the four legions of alligator automatrons I have in the works. Lizards have simple minds, so I need to work in terms they understand. I could have a "Make Brunch" button, but the nuances would be lost on their simple reptilian robo-brains. Once my plan to take over the world is complete, I will be sure to update their Bio-CPU's and we'll get some softer controls. In the mean time, I only need the alligator automatrons to go and to kill. You cannot build a perfect world in a day...
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GO. KILL.
Those are your options, huh?
Not, GO and STOP, but KILL!
What does this say about us as a society. We can't just STOP things, or SLOW things, or CHANGE things, or start NEW things, we have to KILL!!!
And I'm fine with KILL if GO would have been changed to LIVE or STOP or RISE! in a Dr. Frankenstein sort of way. It's alive!!!!!!
Dearest James,
Please understand that this is only a prototype for the controls for the four legions of alligator automatrons I have in the works. Lizards have simple minds, so I need to work in terms they understand. I could have a "Make Brunch" button, but the nuances would be lost on their simple reptilian robo-brains.
Once my plan to take over the world is complete, I will be sure to update their Bio-CPU's and we'll get some softer controls. In the mean time, I only need the alligator automatrons to go and to kill.
You cannot build a perfect world in a day...
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