I don't get it?

Everybody in San Francisco looks like this.

What is the costume?

You Don't Scare Me

Deadbolt.


Happy Halloween.

Franz Kline Friday

I am a fan of Franz Kline.


Some people don't get art like this.

Most people don't get how I can extrapolate the aesthetic appreciation of something like this into a thought process about making a part for a hotrod.


It is all about the use of space.
See, in that painting you are looking at a pretty stark use of positive/negative space.
The tension of the back and the white, balanced on one another.


Most cool stuff kind of locates itself in the world around it, relates itself through the space it occupies or doesn't.
Just like the back and white paint on Franz Kline's canvases.


Maybe I just think too much.

Got My Costume Ready!

Yeah!


I am going to be the multi-billion dollar economic bailout package!

One of the scariest things ever.

I am sure I am the only person dressing up as TARP this year.







This is going to fuckin' rule!

Wall of Death Wednesday

Badger Song

Out in the woods
Up to no good
I wanna make friends with the badger

The woodchuck likes me
We smoke PCP
I wanna make friends with the badger
I mean it!
I wanna make friends with the badger
For real!
I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger

Get drunk with owls
Drop acid with cows
I wanna make friends with the badger

I'll stand on my head till I'm legally dead
I wanna make friends with the badger
From the heart
I wanna make friends with the badger
You know it
I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger [x2]

The badger's your friend!
Make friends with the badger!
[x4]
The badger's your friend!
I wanna make friends with the badger

Climbing the trees
Spreading disease
I wanna make friends with the badger
I wouldn't lie
I wanna make friends with the badger
He's my buddy
I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger [x2]

The badger's your friend!
Make friends with the badger!
[x3]
The badger's your friend!
Make love to the badger!
The badger's your friend!
I wanna make friends with the badger

Smoking the leaves
I do what I please
I wanna make friends with the badger (BlbBlbBlb)
I wanna make friends with the badger (AAAAHHHH!)
I wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the
Wanna make friends with the badger

I wanna make friends with the badger

MechaGodzilla Monday

I like Godzilla.

Sweet Frown

My First Earthquake

History

Wall of Death Wednesday

The Tyra Banks Show

No, I don't watch The Tyra Banks Show....

Though, after seeing this I kind of wish I had the time.


For one hundred fifty dollars ($150.00), Tyra convinced a seemingly normal woman to strip to her skivvies and dunk her head in a bucket of mayonnaise.


One hundred fifty dollars.


I chose to type that out because $150 just doesn't seem like that much money.
Certainly not enough to bear your unmentionables to a national television audience and take a mayo facial.

I am not sure I could hire a stripper - somebody who gets down to undies professionally - to do this for $150.

If I were to solicit people on the street to perform this act, I would probably be arrested or at least detained for some questioning...


I am a bit awestruck.