Pram Jammer

So, uhm, am I the only one noticing a bit of a baby boom?
Recently...
Like over the past year, and ongoing.


Anyway, all you kid-having kids, you need to ditch those trike-jogger-carriage things and get one of these.

Haven't quite sorted how this works, exactly, but introducing your child to small levels of risk and danger is crucial for later reasoning/decision making development.