Oh My God

The conservatives are all bent regarding the lack of the god-talk in the Democrat's platform.

Yeah!
Where is all the god, you ungodly liberal heathens?

“I think it’s rather peculiar,” Paul Ryan said on Fox, today “It’s not in keeping with our founding documents, our founding vision. I’d guess you’d have to ask the Obama administration why they purged all this language from their platform. There sure is a lot of mention of government. I guess I would just put the onus and the burden on them to explain why they did all this, these purges of God.”



Wait a minute though...
Those founding fathers must have been up to some shifty, socialist, Kenyan tribesman style peculiar shit as well!

They never even mention the big "G" in that Constitution...
Nope, not there. Not once.
Those damned sneaky, communist, atheist, nation founding bastards. 

Now, should the GOP make some seats in Congress, I guess we can look forward to some amendments that toss a whole bunch of gods and Jerusalem references into the stupid, Jesus-free, original Constitution...for Jesus. 

God bless 'em.