Invasion

Given the huge efforts put into this relocation, I think it is only fair to give some fair warning to the people of Philadelphia.

We are invading.

We are coming and will not not be driven back.

We are on a mission.

We are going to have fun.

The energy invested in moving all of our support materials, troops and heavy equipment has been great.

Defeat is not an option.

We will not turn back.

You are going to have us on your hands for a while.

You had better be ready.

We are going to have fun.

Don't say you weren't warned, that you were not ready for us.

There will be that initial period of shock and awe.

Brace yourselves, as KVC and I are shockingly awesome.

Try to remain calm, don't look directly into my eyes for more than a few seconds, take deep breaths.

Remember, I warned you...