The List

So, I am moving to a new city.

It is always a stressful deal, moving...

You know, just the moving part sucks.

But then you are in a new place.

You don't really know anybody.

Everything is different and the local jargon is weird.

You don't know where to hang out.

What the scene is like.

This time I think I have it together, though.

I figure I will just make a list of different ways to be cool.

Then I will just do the stuff on the list.

Any self doubt, or awkwardness?

Refer to the list.

It shouldn't even be that hard to make new friends...

People we be like "Who is that cool guy? I wanna hang out with that guy!"

I will just need to find some dude named Steve...