Still Thinking about BBQ

Yeah, still thinking about BBQ.

I need to have the Authwhore out sometime soon, as well.

I think he would prefer that I just go to Vegas, to join in the fun of his bachelor party.

That would involve my being social and around people, far from the comfort of my garage, so that is just not happening.



As a compromise, he has insisted upon a weekend of ugliness in my neighborhood.

My neck of the woods is ugly, but not in a Vegas way.
It is ugly in a sun scorched, boring, suburban way - which is I guess kinda like Vegas, now that I think about it.
Only without so many cameras, exposed titties and doormen.


I think that weekend might involve some bar-b-que.