Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Giant Snakes!
Have you been paying attention to the conversations about giant prehistoric snakes?
Hoo-boy!
Giant snakes.
The fossil they found was more than forty feat long.
That is a big f'n snake, there.
At that size, you might just get one into an airplane.
Apparently, snakes were that big back when the world was a bit warmer.
Which makes me think this whole global-warming scene could maybe be really exciting.
Did you see those Anaconda movies, with John Voight?
God, those are absolutely great cinema - aren't they?
The future could be kinda like one of those movies, only with a lot more giant snakes.
A lot more giant snakes!
Maybe it'll be like Starship Troopers (another fantastic film) only not in space and with snakes instead of bugs in the future.
Man, that'll be cool...
I picture myself as a cross between two of Kevin (best actor ever) Costner's greatest roles; the post-master guy and the fish guy from Water World.
Sort of a loner, looking out for the good of man-kind, roaming the landscape on a great big rabbit, blowing up giant snakes.
I figure if the snakes get giant, well, rabbits might too. And rabbits are pretty quick and can jump pretty good. That will be the perfect mode of transport in a future full of giant snakes.
I had better get the baboonbots done before the giant snakes show up.
I will probably need some back-up.
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