I think I will just use that socket wrench, instead of a kingpin.

It will let all of tough biker guys with swastikas on their rides know that I am even more crazy and tough than they are.

If they say anything to me I will deny ever owning a skateboard and state plainly that I only listen to opera.


And if there is any guff, well, I can just pull out my socket wrench kingpin and puts some knots on noggins.