Black Belt Patriotism

Chuck Norris is set to release Black Belt Patriotism. The book is, apparently, the Chuck Norris plan for getting the nation back on track.

At first I was skeptical that there would be a market for such a book, what with the flood of similar books on the market – written by any number of folks who might be better suited to present such lofty ideas. Upon further reflection, I realized that Chuck Norris is as well experienced as our current president to speak on such matters. He as acted like he is tough on crime, he has pretended to win wars and has simulated going after terrorists. With consideration, I think this book will equal anything ghost written under George W. Bush’s name.


I will have to, at least, thumb through this roadmap of reform – if only to be sure there are chapters titled:

Judo Chop National Debt

Side Kick Pork Barrel Spending

Throw a Roundhouse Punch at the Welfare System

Give the National Budget a Total Body Work Out


For me, the rest of the book can be crap. There had better some good leads, that is all I am hoping for…



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