Baboonbots and Taking Over the World

If you tune into pretty not good on regular basis you are probably aware that I intend to take over the world. If you are new to the site, well, now you know.

It is a complicated plan, with lots of factors that are still in the works. One pivotal element involves an army of half baboon/half robot warriors, which will serve as the muscle of the operation. It is really hard to get a decent army of reliable goons and henchmen these days, plus they are expensive and want benefits.

The baboonbots are definitely the way to go. Plus the baboonbots will scare the bejesus out of most everybody. Lots of positives with the robo-monkey army.


Of course nobody has ever done this. There are a lot of variables in making half baboon/half robot soldiers.

I have been working with Bob Baboon, just to see what we are starting with on the baboon side. We have been working on some design consideration, but really the focus has been on seeing if baboons can be an effective fighting force. Tactical comprehension, understanding the application of force, weapons handling and so on...



I have to say that things are going swimmingly. Bob has demonstrated a true talent which assures me that I am headed in the right direction. He has demonstrated what might be described best as a joy for fighting.

Bob just loves target practice, hand to hand combat training the whole deal!

Listen to this, when he runs out of ammo - he starts flinging his own poo at the target! How cute is that?


One thing that has become apparent, greater consideration is needed in the development of more effective posterior armor development. It seems that though baboons love shooting things, it excites them and with that they raise their bums up from the prone fighting position.