Oh...

I kinda like that.

Can Am '67

Still In Progress

Yeah, I am still working on taking over the world.
So, you know...


Just finished up some details on this little project, which is turning out pretty awesome.
I am not gonna tell you what this is, but it's gonna be good.
It's a surprise.


Hint - it has a bit to do with gravitational fields.


But, you know, since that whole end of the world crap turned out to be fake, I have lost a little steam on this whole global domination thing.
That end days stuff kinda gave me a schedule to work towards, a motive...

And it's summer.
Some days I just want to take the submarine out to the middle of the ocean, surface and look at the waves rolling by...


Since those fake final days passed, I have been doing some soul searching on the subject of taking over the world.

I don't really like people all that much, so maybe I am not cut out for that aspect of the deal.  There are a lot of people in the world and if I take it over, then that could sorta be a chore.  I am not sure how responsible I should be to the well-being of the world's inhabitants, should I actually succeed in wholesale supremacy, you know?  Not a lot of examples or guides to study up with subject.


Anyway, still at it, even with  waning motivation and questions on "what if" I press on.
At this point, I guess it's more about seeing if I can take over the world - more than the planet crushing power aspect of it all.

You know, something to do...

Work from Home Wednesday

It does have some advantages...

Hipster

So, my mind was wandering earlier.
It does that.  A lot.

My l'il bean is a jelly fish adrift off the shores of Hawaii.
Aimlessly floating.
Feeding.
Stinging things.

And, you know, Magnum PI lives in Hawaii.
(Sure, he is real...in my mind.)
So, I was contemplating Magnum PI and it occurred to me...


Magnum PI is the base innovator of current "hipster" men's fashion.


Let's not get into the linguistic hipster discussion or definition process, just hear me out.

Wacky, brightly colored shirt - right there.
Tight jeans - yup.
Kinda army surplus belt - check.
Low top tennies/top siders - always.
Giant old school camera accessory - present.
Moustache - accounted for.
Fondless for tank tops - oh yeah.
Dude short shorts - yes.

Seriously, the only real difference I can spot is the colorful RayBans trending with the newly urban, art schooling, beat making, pastey, male youths, as opposed to MPI aviators
The rest is hard core Magnum PI.

Two Wheels Tuesday

Yup.  It's a motorcycle...

The Good Fight

Weekend Plans

Something like this...

Got Dunkin

Dunkin is the deal in these parts...
I am still not sure I get it, these days.

Ordering coffee, sure, I got that.
But it is oddly difficult to get a doughnut at Dunkin Donuts...
They got yer disgusting turkey bacon, back slapper flatbread wrap, sure.

Where is the damned cinnamon spice simple goddamned Dunkin defining doughnut though?
I don't want that nesty two day old crueler, sitting in the back...

C'mon, place with doughnut in your fucking name!


(I will admit to getting down with their odd breakfast tater-tot things, I suppose.)



Anyway, poster boy seems to have his own deal with Dunkin going on.

Axe Cop

I forgot to mention that beyond your chance to revel in the joy of my existence, last Saturday was great for another reason...

Axe Cop.

It's a new show, on Fox.  Normally I couldn't care less about some bullshit television show, but this one is pretty awesome.
Super-hero axe wielding cop, absurd characters, zombies, dinosaurs...

The stories are written by a five year old kid, so that level of imaginative genius is steering the whole vision.

It's really good.

More here...

Thrasher Thursday

Making ever trick you have ever seen seem weak/lame/small...