Eric Anderson is Chubby

Word on the street is that my pal, Eric, is chubby.

He moved to Texas, in the past few months.
I guess it suits him.


Dude, cut back on the burritos...
Carne asada, the tongue, all of that.
Drink light beer at the Continental Club.
Maybe get a shave, too..


I mean, really...



I miss you.