Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Cepeda's Camino
I don't know this Cepeda guy.
I do know I love first generation El Caminos, though.
This Cepeda guy must, too...
His recently completed, smoothly chopped and dropped version leaves me muttering...
Holy Crap.
I mean...
Damn.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Meanwhile, In Arizona
Hey!
No big deal...
Governor Brewer.
Nothing to worry about...
We are just stopping you to check your documents.
You know...
Just making sure you are from here...
And can prove it.
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday Night Swingarm
So I have mentioned that I am on a motorcycle tear, lately...
It is spring time.
I post all manner of chopper pics here, but this is really what is on my mind.
Something with some give.
Some suspension.
Something for some miles...
Big miles...
Like trans-continental miles.
This is what I want to build next.
What I want to build right now.
What I want done, right now.
Something that I can toss some bags on and ride to nowhere.
Something that will be alright with my gal on the back.
This bike is it, right here.
This is the shit, you know...
Fuckin' freedom machine, man.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Sunday Drive
Let's all just ignore the blanket in his lap.
He lost/forgot his pants...
Again.
(Dude, you are so paying to get the upholstery cleaned...)
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Russian History
GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.
Alright, the song is awful...
But everything else is awesome.
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
22
Man, is really the 22nd already?
That picture of Desmond doesn't really have anything to do with anything...
That is just how things work in the old noggin, here.
22nd, two-two, Tutu...yup.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Splang?
What?
Splang?
Dinosaurs necks don't go splang...
Ooh, look!
Fake dinosaur robot!
Man, shit just got interesting...
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
White Castle
Ya know what sounds kind of good?
A few sliders...
I don't know what it is about today...
Sliders just sound kinda good.
Maybe a milkshake, too.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 16, 2010
Volcanic Ash
Oops!
Sorry about that...
My bad.
Yeah, I was working on another secret launch site...
You know, the whole taking over the world thing.
It is good to have redundant system.
Iceland was going to be part of a tertiary system of bases, with launch capabilities, in covert volcano locations.
While I was clearing some rocks and stuff out, with explosives, to make room for the lair...
Well, I always get mixed up when figuring out how much explosive stuff to use.
I guess I got a bit out of hand.
Anyway, it kinda seems like I should abandon the Iceland project...
Everybody is on to that location now.
World leaders have kept a lock on the story pretty well, so far.
But I know that they know...
And they know that I know that they know.
You know...
Awkward.
Oh well...
Scratch the Iceland operation.
That is fine.
The food was crap, there, anyway...
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tax Day
You gotta pay your taxes.
There are a lot of important government projects that count on your contribution.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Explanation
This should clear everything up...
Just take a look at this here diagram, and I think you will clearly understand exactly what I was talking about the other day.
See, there is the thing and the arrows and a human head floating over a pill and a box and the other things and arrows.
Get it now?
It make perfect sense, right?
This and that other thing I was talking about seems like clear proof that I should rule the world.
I mean, it is science...
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Billy's Bike
How is it that I have gotten to be this old but still don't own a copy of Easy Rider?
And how is it that everybody is so fixated on the Captain America bike - but forgets the one that Billy rode?
Shit, this thing is so right on!
I have some serious motorcycle-itis right now.
It is spring.
It comes every year I lack a bike.
I understand that the Captain America sled is iconic and something special...
I get that.
But when I think of building a motorcycle, in my head,it really looks something like Billy's ride...
That thing is so late sixties, LA badass I am beside myself.
It is just far and away better than that flag painted job, by a mile, in style.
Without the front fender bad flame job, of course.
Hell, maybe even with the fender, just to be contrary...
And probably a couple less inches in the forks...
Maybe a slightly taller sissy bar...
And a slight revision in the pipes...
If you give me a Billy bike replica, I will shut up and stop second guessing the whole thing...at least until next winter.
Christ, I even have a suede jacket with fringe, which I promise to wear for the next six months...if you give me a bike similar to this one.
Cripes man...
I could use a motorcycle.
Like, now and shit.
Friday, April 9, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
My Average Work Day
Yeah, that is totally normal.
Don't worry about that at all.
Things are actually going really well, better than usual.
Mazinger!
Man, I am so old school that I grew up on Mazinger Z...
Had the two foot tall toy dude and everything.
With the jet that came out the head, the rocket launching hand.
The whole deal, man...
Bad ass.
So, you can just step off with your Johnny come lately Transformers crap.
Man, Mazinger Z didn't have to hide in no plain sight.
Mazinger Z wouldn't be caught creepin' like that...
No, man, Mazinger Z would just roll up and bust a coupla rockets off.
Yo, I've been down with this mecha-shit since way back in the day-day.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Easter Romantic
I thought I would share an Easter song...
I couldn't find that Peter Cottontail song.
You can listen to Big Business, instead.
Easter Romantic.
You know, I am not some kind of weirdo pagan.
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Pillow Fight
In case you were not aware, it is International Pillow Fight Day today...
And just so we are all clear here...
If you come at me, on the street, and haul back to swing a pillow into my face...
I will fucking cut you.
Fair warning.
Unless you have, at some point, slept in the same bed with me...
That, I am totally cool with.
