Saturday, September 29, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
People refer to Harley Davidson as HD...
A dude once told me he thought it meant hundred dollars, as in every time he changed something on his bike it cost one hundred dollars.
I think he is on to something, because that seems to be the rate for anything, even bitsing shit together. Always adds up to a bill.
Friday, September 21, 2012
All you gimps making your own version of this...
Just fucking stop it.
This guy can keep at it, because he came up with it.
He actually pulls the shit off.
You look like a suffering palsy victim.
So, knock it off...
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Yeah, still planning on taking over the world.
Baboonbots progressing nicely.
Lunar base on line.
Lab largely relocated and unpacked.
Insect transmutron trials now underway.
Just trying to keep things on the down low and all.
If you learn too much, Chuck will have to kill you.
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sunday, September 16, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Ah, well that stupid beer ad has gone private...
So, instead of watching guys run around with beers in hand, how about listening to the old timey rock and roll?
That could be fun, right?
Granted, your idea of what good oldies might differ from mine, to some degree...
Regardless, five o'clock somewhere.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Kinda quiet around here, I suppose.
Or, at least I haven't had much to say...
Just been doing stuff, you know, real life shit.
There was the DNC action.
Not much to say on that, as it seemed a bit stump speechy, to my ears.
I thought Clinton nailed his deal.
Additionally, I thought the whole tone pointed out that this election is about basic human rights. If you are not getting that, you and I should probably not talk about it.
We have been out and about some.
Ate at some decent spots.
I saw a giant praying mantis, the other night.
All that usual type of crap I post about.
But I gots stuff to get done today, so maybe I will get into that later.
Oh, it feels like fall here, for sure...
I am not sure I am ready for that, but it seems already upon me.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Sunday, September 9, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Thursday, September 6, 2012
So, uhm, F1 in America.
I have to admit I am kinda stoked on this.
The racing series we have here, NASCAR, Indy, etc, don't do much for me...
Sure, some of the American LeMans stuff is cool, GTO and all, I am down with that.
But really, the sound of one of these F1 cars just makes goosebumps.
Beastly, twitchy, tire shredding, high speed death machines...
The sort of things that normal humans just have no business driving.
I don't plan on going to this city version. City tracks demand that you just sit in you assigned seat and watch racing at that one spot.
There is the Austin action, but yeah, that probably is not gonna happen either.
Wednesday, September 5, 2012
The conservatives are all bent regarding the lack of the god-talk in the Democrat's platform.
Where is all the god, you ungodly liberal heathens?
“I think it’s rather peculiar,” Paul Ryan said on Fox, today “It’s not in keeping with our founding documents, our founding vision. I’d guess you’d have to ask the Obama administration why they purged all this language from their platform. There sure is a lot of mention of government. I guess I would just put the onus and the burden on them to explain why they did all this, these purges of God.”
Wait a minute though...
Those founding fathers must have been up to some shifty, socialist, Kenyan tribesman style peculiar shit as well!
They never even mention the big "G" in that Constitution...
Nope, not there. Not once.
Those damned sneaky, communist, atheist, nation founding bastards.
Now, should the GOP make some seats in Congress, I guess we can look forward to some amendments that toss a whole bunch of gods and Jerusalem references into the stupid, Jesus-free, original Constitution...for Jesus.
God bless 'em.